When The Girls Are Away, They Will Totally Play.
With jello shots, cake, dildos… you know, the normal stuff.
Highlights from Rachel’s bachelorette party:
- Jello shots – 42 to be exact.
- Lawncare – see the video for a demonstration.
- Boob grabs – a whole lot of ‘em.
- Dancin’ – like fuckin’ fools.
- Sexual charades – I got to do cunnilingus and reverse cowgirl! Well. Not do.
- Trip to a sex shop – Goodies were purchased.
- Sing-a-longs – The 80′s when wild in my house.
- Cupcakes- more frosting ended up on people and my floor than in anyones tummy.
- Loud-ass hollerin’ – crazy loud.
- Being on the radio – this is becoming a theme with Rachel and me.
- Gettin’ thrown out of a bar – oh yeah, first time for me.
It was great magical fun… Kinda like college again. (We won’t talk about how long ago that was for me.) I’ll admit that most of it is fuzzy as I polished off a bottle of wine, numerous jello shots and a few vodka cranberries at the bar. Mike made sure to tell me stories of how when I got home I was whispering about how good all the food was as I shoved it in my mouth and that I wanted to eat frosting off the floor. I don’t believe him, though. I’m lady. I don’t do those things.
I’ll leave it up to the other ladies to fill in any gaps.
We took quite a bit of video, too. Below you’ll get a sample. I’ll try to get everything edited this weekend and really give you guys a show.
For now, enjoy the pics.
I still bounced back the next day and went to my mom’s. I’m a fucking ROCK STAR.
-Ali























Okay, the pics are great and the video (so far) is FABULOUS! Can’t wait to see the rest of it. SO jealous… but I’m glad you guys had such a good time. LOVE YOU! You can be HBIC for me, when the time comes, ‘k (cuz there ain’t no party like an Alikins party!).
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And congrats, Rachel!