Web Goodness… The Shit That Amuses Me
Every so often I feel the need to share the fun places I haunt on the web with the rest of the world.
Well. The ones who read this blog anyway.
Lords of The Loop
These dudes are totally anonymous. They live the Houston innerloop badassery lifestyle of twenty-something dudes with nothing more to do than hang out in pubs, watch sports and make fun of everything. You know how much I loves me some makin’ fun of shit.
AND Y’ALL! They have an enemies list. HOW AWESOME IS THAT? I’d make one myself but lets face it: that’d be one long-ass list.
I so totally want to go to Cahill’s and find the Ewok.
D-Listed
Celebrity blogging at its finest. I may have already mentioned this site in a previous blog, but I don’t care. It deserves another mention. This dude is so crass and vulgar that it makes more awesome than all other celebrity blogs, ever. Here’s a list of nicknames he’s given celebrities:
Roided up Vadge- Madonna
Mophead- Cheryl Burke from Dancing With The Has Beens
Our Lady Of Cheetos- Britney Spears
Cheetolings- Brit Brit’s kids
Stepford Katie- Katie Holmes
Ty Ty “Smile wit yo eyes” Banks- Tyra Banks
Crackie of Camden- Amy Winehouse
Basement Baby- Solange Knowles
Blohan- Lindsey Lohan
Papa Joe- Joe Simpson, father of Jessica and Ashley
Asshole Simpson- Ashley Simpson
Wonkey McValtrex- Paris Hilton
Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe- Rihana
Those are just a few of my favorites. I now refer to some of these people as those nicknames. Seriously, check him out if you like celeb gossip with a side of sarcasm, disdane and assholishness.
Houstonist
If you live in Houston, you should read it. Everyday. The amount of goodness I’ve found in this city because of that blog is ridiculous.
Dangerblog
Because my man writes it and, really, a lot of times it’s about me and I’m a total attention whore.
Ask Dr. Ding
The Dinger is a crazy Houstonian with a passion for bling and sass. She doesn’t blog as often as she used to but check her out nonetheless.
Visit them. Read them. Let’s discuss.
Spending the day watching Battlestar Gallactica…
-Ali
Thanks for the shout-out, suga! And you know I loves ya right back. Us sassy thick girls gotta stick together.
Word.
Dlisted has become my ritual. Funny how you *need* to read it on the daily or you’ll never know who it’s about because he just stops using names altogether. You’ve mentioned a lot of the common ones, there’s a few more that come to mind (like Hayden Panatroll, White Oprah, the Trollson twins), but yeah… hilarity. I don’t even read Tyler Durden as much because of Dlisted (and also because it’s updated a lot more often).
Of course I read Mike’s blogs (when I get notified), so that’s just a given. And Dr. Ding is on my RSS, so I always check in on hers, even if I don’t comment. I’ll check out LOTL, thanks.
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Hope your weekend is/was fabulous! Love you.
Dlisted is visited every day. I can’t get enough of it, it’s like crack. I will have to check out Dr.Ding. I see her posting on your blog and all that. I will just have to do it. I hope your weekend was grand.
We love us some Southern Divas.
Cheers,
The Lords