Things that aren’t right with the world.
Miley Cyrus is going to be in the Sex In The City movie.
What in the fuck? Why must you spoil my bff homage to all things awesome with that little twat? A piece of my soul just dried up and shriveled.
New season of Celebrity Apprentice starring Brett Michaels and Rod Blagojevich.
That’s the folliclely challenged leading the folliclely challenged. If you don’t know who Rod Blagojevich is, he’s the loser Illinois governor who tried to sell Obama’s senate seat after he was elected president. And Brett, well, there are some hot chicks on the show, so maybe he’s confused and thinks he’s getting his pee-pee sucked on another edition of Rock of Love. Either way, absolute fuckery will ensue. Rod is a crazy mother. I saw him on The Daily Show. Outrageous. This just gives John Stewart more fodder.
Cindy Lauper and Sharon Osbourne are also on the show. GOD I hope Sharon and Rod get into it and she dumps a red drink on his fluffy mountain of hair.

This picture of Fergy, because, ew. EW a thousand times.

Bones, House and Fringe are going away until November and baseball post season is over.
Total sadness. Bones and Booth are thisclose to making out again and they pause. SAD. And I love Fringe. And House, too! Honestly, I feel Fox is hating on me a little even though I watch something on that network nearly every damn night of the week. CRY. Lets look at an Agent Booth picture to soothe our pain, shall we?

Ah, that’s better. Somewhat.
I’m still on a freakin’ wait-list on Netflix for How I Met Your Mother season 4.
I realize everyone wants to watch that awesome show (especially since the world has a boner right now for NPH), but Netflix needs to sack-up and get more copies. It’s been out for 3 damn weeks! So now, I’m just storing all of season 5 on my damn DVR until I can watch it. Eff, eff, a. thousand. times. eff. Do you know how hard it is not to read spoilers, man? SO HARD.
One thing that’s definately right with the world? My niece playing on her new swing-set/fort thingy.

This is a new tumblr blog that Mike and I have started. It’s dedicated all things Houston-things we capture on our cell phone cameras, food we eat and the interesting people we meet along the way. It will be a little less sassy (and curse-word riddled) and more artsy and informative. Why? Well, why not.
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Well, it’s taco time. Mmmm, tacos. Mike’s been begging for them so I need to get my cook on.
Adios amigos.
-Ali
You think Bret being on the apprentice instead of doing Rock of Love 4 means he stayed with Taia/Taya/However the eff you spell it?
Who knows. But VH1 must be crying because what else do people watch on that channel?