The Awesome Never Stops.
I know that me bitching about my life post-Ike isn’t the most fun to read, but I don’t really have much else to talk about. I can’t even watch all of the super awesome fantastic new TV that’s on right now. GOT DAMN IT.
Anyway.
Centerpoint has released a new restoration map with estimates for restoration dates. Joy. The last one was so accurate!
I went to the map, saw a bunch of dark brown. Dark brown= Power restored by Sunday. Um. UM. Guess where my house is?!?!?! Yes, that will make 16 days without power. What kind of asshole ancient torture fuckery does this company want to do next? Maybe they can rip out my eye lashes one by one. Or tie me up and force me to listen to Mariah Carey for 16 days straight with only water and beets to eat.
GO SUCK A FUCK, DICKBAGS!.
Centerpoint executives should all be made to swim in the Bayou outside my office where currently raw sewage is leaking since they haven’t restored power to some of the sewer pumps. Then they could be called poo-faces for real. Which makes me laugh really hard.
Moving on.
Now, for some happier stuff.
Mikey’s been using his time to edit some video from our Yankee Stadium trip and wrote a blog about it. He also wrote one about the awesome Yogi Berra tribute on to Yankee Stadium. You should read it and see one of the many reasons why I love this man.
Our Last First Trip To Yankee Stadium
Yogi Berra- Yankee Stadium Tribute
And for a neato-mosquito little video he made while flying, check out this:
Hotter than two mice fuckin’ in a wool sock-
Ali
Damn it. Do you KNOW what this means for me? (Oh, sorry, I know it totally sucks for you, but MAN!)
Just when I was wondering who I had to screw to get Mom’s power back on I find out it won’t be until SUNDAY??
Well, FORGET IT. I’m not offering to screw ANYONE at Centerpoint. And it’s their loss, really.
Or maybe, considering how sadistic these bastards are, it’s my close call.
Could go either way, really.
Oh and also? Since you asked me to: Linky Loo To The Guilty Squid
(And if I fucked up the code for that I’ll be SO embarrassed. But at least I won’t be bare assed.)
Oh, well, as it turns out – I did screw up the link. Never mind. Here it is: http://www.guiltysquid.com
So, I suck. Whatever. I’m used to it. Kind of. Not really.
For I really am SUPER fabulous. If only in my own mind.
I’m sorry… I wish you had better news.
I’ll pray that you have everything fixed by the weekend and can get back to ‘normal’.
I love you, you’re all on my mind, and in my heart.