Open Letter to Lying Douchebags
I will preface this by saying no one has done anything to me. I’m just fine and dandy. But I’m watching what someone else- actually a couple of people- have done to a friend of mine. Honestly, if I could, I’d shove my foot so far up their ass that they’ll be shitting shoe out for years.
What possess people to lie? And not just lie- but in a way that you know you are going to hurt someone tremendously? So much so that you actually go out of your way for them to find out about what a fucking douche bag you’ve been?
What kind of person does that kind of shit? It baffles me. It just goddamn baffles me, y’all. I’m not a saint and I’ve done my share of hurting people, but fuck… there was hurt on both sides for that. I never just took someone who was good to me and genuine with me and shit all over them.
The lies man… not just to my friend, but to other innocent parties as well. it’s sad. And there are kids involved, too.
What do I do in this situation? Do I contact that innocent party and let them know what kind of douchebag this person is? Do I just let her find out on her own? Do I want to be the person who causes that much pain for her? It’s a hard place to be in. I’d want to know what I was getting myself and my kids (if I had any) into. But not everyone is like me.
I almost want to give this person the benefit of the doubt… almost. But he’s so much of a fucking coward that he won’t talk to anyone involved. Maybe this is the chick of his dreams and he just has to go for it? That would be fine if he were just honest about it and stop fucking with someone else’s head. But he’s not been and now he’s just running and hiding like the gigantic pussy that he is.
In the end, karma always comes back around to screw you for the douchebaggery you put out into the world. I’ve seen it in my life and in others. Hopefully I can see it happen to this person to.
To my friend: you are lovely person and this asshole was beneath you in the first place. Be happy you now know what you know before you got more involved.
To the rest of the world: don’t be a douchebag. It would make life so much more awesome. If you do happen to do something douchebaggery, own it and deal with it so that everyone can move on.
This is a public service announcement brought to you by the Don’t Make Me Cut A Bitch Foundation.
Stay classy, Indiana.
-Ali
I’m of the mind that most men are douchebags.
None of this surprises me in the least when I hear about it. I truly believe most of them will pull this kind of stuff if given half a chance.
Not that I’m cynical, or anything…
As someone who’s been the victim of many a lying douchebag of both the male and female varity – tell. Just tell. Even if it hurts them and they get angry. In the long run they’ll be grateful for the warning. I wish people would’ve saw fit to warn me.
sounds like some major “bitchassness”
The last 2 lines of this about made me cry with laughter. Shit. Girl, you funny!
The bad situation you described here: ouch. Damned if ya do, damned if ya don’t. Hope it all works out. I can’t even think of a hip, off-the-cuff snarky bon mot to offer here, it’s that bad.
I was looking through the innocent party’s profile the other day and had exactly the same thoughts you just expressed in this blog. I’m not even a part of this miss (other than my love for the betrayed) and I came real damn close to just sending a message and letting ol’ girl know what’s up. See, me, I’m like you… I’d definitely want to know. But if you read a blog on her page (something about her love for the douchebag) it kills me to think of how much it’d probably hurt her…. but it bothers me to know how much more she could be hurt if said douchebag decides to pull the same shit on her as he did on Friend. So yeah, I’m totally no help.
P.S. I almost sent a “fuck you” message, too. I’m sure you already have LMAO.
XOXOXO
Jill, I read that blog, too. Sad. There is pics of him with her kids up now.
And girl, you know I sent him a message. And he didn’t read it. So I left a message on his page. Mike laughed and said I operate mafia style at times like this.
He finally answered me and it was just whiney bs about how he didn’t want to hurt anyone and he’s scared to talk to Friend. As. Fucking. If. Go fuck yourself, asshole.
He’s more upset that everyone else is mad at him, not about Friend being hurt. DOUCHE.
This whole situation makes me sick, but I love you woman. People being afraid to read mail still blows me away. Apparently if you don’t read it, it doesn’t exist. LAME. It could be worse, you could’ve called him a _____ ______. I think that’s the worst insult ever. LOLZ.
This guy sounds like such a douche.
Don’t Make Me Cut A Bitch Foundation. I love it. I miss you, momma!
I am going to begin using “bitchassness” and “doucheebagery” on a regular basis.
I’m not going to credit you (or P-Diddy) for that matter, I’m going to claim them as my own.
So there.
PS – Guys is a total douchebag. Karma’s a bitch baby. Watch out, it’s gonna’ bit you in the ass.