The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

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Oh, Katie Holmes. You made Dawson cry.

WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE RESULTS SHOW OF SYTYCD (AND YOU CARE) SHUT THIS HO DOWN NOW. Cuz there’s spoilers ‘n shit.

100th episode! Big Katie Holmes buildup! The performance was ok. Singing was ok. Dancing was ok for as much as she actually did. I mean, that was EASY shit.  However, I’d have actually been proud of that crap HAD SHE DONE IT LIVE. And they tried to make you think she was! With the obvious video then cutting away to the performance on the actually SYTYCD stage that was actually pre-taped. That was such build up for nothing. It’s like pre-mature ejaculation. So much excitement, so little satisfaction.

And Jeanette and Jason left! SAD. FACE. SAD, SAD FACE! I was fully expecting Kayla and Brandon. I would have been ok with that. But NOT Spicy Tamale and Pretty Feet! NO NO NO.

*sigh*

On an up note, someone posted this on Facebook. I need y’all to vote. Should Mike and I rock this when we actually cough up the cash to do the big deed? Sarah? What do you think?

Boogie’n my ass to bed… well, watching Buffy then making with the boogie’n.
-Ali

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10 Responses to “Oh, Katie Holmes. You made Dawson cry.”

  1. Misty

    HA! A co-worker suggested I do that at my wedding. (I said NO.)

  2. Nancy

    OMG. Seriously. I vote YAY!

  3. Nancy

    Oh, and when did Katie Holmes dance? I only saw her sway back and forth a bit between people hoisting her up. I thought it was a re-enactment of Britney’s VMAs performance…And she’s been practicing that shit for months.

  4. Bruce

    I am with Nancy. If that was dancing I can be on Broadway.

    I vote yes too. That was a lot of fun.


  5. I haven’t even watched … but I’m cool w/ the spoilers. I can’t believe all that Katie Holmes’ build up was for the equivalent of lip syncing.


  6. No.

  7. Alison

    Well, I think that if anyone can pull that wedding entrance off it would be you and Mike! That was pretty awesome!

  8. Dianne

    Oh I TOTALLY vote “YES”! That was so much fun. Maybe if we invite Shane Sparks, he’ll choreograph it (you know, cuz you’re all awesome and stuff). :) )

    I don’t know how I feel about the Katie Holmes thing. I guess I”m with you with the whole ‘live’ thing. I’ll admit, I wasn’t as bad as I expected it to be, but that could be because of the editing, too.

    I was slightly disappointed with the big “100 episode” buildup, though. I mean, I was happy that we got to see some of the good routines again, but I was expecting a LOT more ‘flashback’ and performance. They should’ve done a 2-hour special. But it was still good.

    I liked Jeanette – so sad to see her go. And I was shocked that they lost Brandon (especially since his solo showed exactly why he should’ve stayed). Sucks when the judges have no say. I have a feeling I know who’ll win, but we’ll see…

    Boogie on, girl. ;)

  9. zeta

    Ok, I cracked up at Mike’s response to the whole wedding thing. BUT, I thought it was waaay cute and I think you two should come up with your own choreographed entrance with a different song. Make it yours!

  10. amy

    I totally vote yes. I believe that everyone should do something fun like that. Every wedding should have a little bit of the bride and grooms personality. Michael you would be so funny dancing up the isle.

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