I’m Back, Bitches.
Missed me? You better have!
So… we are at a new domain: www.southerndivasecrets.com . A new little home for my lovely little blog. You might be wondering why. Well, lemme tell you, sugar. Basically my old hosting company blew and I lost the domains. That’s really it. And really, I needed a better domain. The-Spout and Tiaraclink had their time but its long, long over.
So, new home for me! Bookmark it. Add to your RSS reader. Whatever it is you do to keep up with me, change it. I may be looking for a new design, too. So stay tuned for that.
Ok, enough housekeeping. Moving on…
What in the god damn fuck is up with Bones? Everything I read leading up to this finale was all about how they were going to bump uglies for real but it won’t hurt their chemistry because it’s done so clever.
Um. There is nothing clever about faking me out, fuckers. There is nothing real about some coma-induced fantasy dream. THERE WAS NOTHING FUCKING REAL EXCEPT FOR THE TEARS BONES WAS SHEDDING WHEN BOOTH WOKE UP FROM THE DAMN COMA. I feel like a sucker. And I’m pissed.
Not too pissed to not watch the show, but I’m pissed. WORST finale ever. I died a little inside watching that.
David Boreanaz is still so lickable, though. He was dressed like Mike in this episode- blue button down shirt and a navy cabby hat. This of course prompted Mike to say that he’s a trend setter. He’s precious.
Also, I really tried to watch Daisy of Love for Monica so I could blog about it but I just can’t watch that muppet-looking bitch. She’s so annoying. So I’m watching Charm School instead. Episode 1: drunk Beverly ripped porn star Britney Star’s hair out. And it was day one. Hello, awesome. I will have some excellent blogs.
Plus, I really like Ricki Lake. I don’t care if her talk show was total crap.
The Office finale was kinda disappointing. I wanted Holly and Micheal to get back together.
This weekend should be fun. I’m hosting Rachel’s Bachelorette Pre-party at my house and then we are going shake our asses at a club. I’m making crawfish cornbread, shrimp dip and jello shots. Debauchery will ensue and we’ll have the flip video. I’ve not been to a bachelorette party in a while so this should be a hoot.
I’m loving the new domain. It feels like home.
-Ali
In the immortal words of Bart Simpson in re the Bones finale: Damn hell ass.
Aww, at least you tried for me. ;o)
Bones really confused me, then I got mad once I figured it out. FAIL.
So glad you can’t stomach Daisy of Love-I can’t either! I just threw up a little in my mouth just thinking of her! Anyways, I will have to check out Charm School-never watched it before, but it sounds mindless and fun!