I want to be Diablo Cody’s bff.
For those of you who don’t know who she is, please get out of a coma and go see Juno. She wrote the script and won the Oscar for best original screen play. I love the movie, but more so, I love this chick.
I first read her column in Entertainment weekly and thought “OH MY GOD. I need to know her.” THEN Mike found her Myspace page. Hello. She blogs there. Awesome, funny, personal blogs.
I have to get on her friends list.
Have. To.
Otherwise I can’t comment on her effin’ blogs! And I want to soooo bad! I want to be the cheesy fangirl that geeks out all over her page. Yes, I want to be that girl.
So, here’s the deal: I sent her a friend invite just after the Oscars. (Did I tell you that I actually holla’d when she won? I did.) She’s written 3 blogs since then and I still have not been approved. WHAT THE FUCK, DIABLO? I’m motherfuckin’ fabulous for chrissake.
So. That’s my dilema. I will spill my geeky fangirl cheese all over her page someday. It’s my new goal. I’ll keep you posted on how that goes.
This is also my most favoritest pic of her.
With love and sticky chocolate fingers-
-Ali
PS: I hate moving and packing. I’m totally procrastinating doing any of it because I suck and hate it so much. If I had all the fucking money in the world I’d have someone pack, move, unload and decorate for me. All under my close supervision, of course. But I’m not rich, so it’s all up to me and Mike. FuckitallIhateitsoeffinmuchgrrrr. But my new place is faboo so I just keep going to the happy place of what it will be like to live there.
Yeah, it still doesn’t do shit for me. Oh well.
*Most of it is up to Mike. :O
When I saw her at the Oscar’s she was wearing a Bettie Page inspired leopard dress….it was awesome! She looks like a crazy, fun, and awesome person. I was so excited when she got the Oscar. I didn’t know she had a myspace page, way to go Mike! I may have to check it out.
Love the site!
Re the “About” section: Can I be your brush straightening assistant and/or spiritual sponge daubing technician on your fabulous plus-size girl makeover show?
Please o please please please can I?
I think your idea for this show is the best idea I’ve heard in a very long time. Glitter onward my sista, glitter on with your badself.
Vive La Ali! Can’t wait to read more.
Your pal,
Dr. Ding
Mike:
Really?!?!?!?!?!?!?
YAY! Y’all saw it in writing right here.
Meg:
Her dress was cut up to her hoo-hoo, but it was pretty and flowy. I dig that she didn’t wear the million dollar whathisfuck shoes. They were fugly.
Dr. Ding:
Wouldn’t that be a fun show? I think so. You don’t have to be a size 2 to be pretty. People need to learn that.
Thank you for joining my corner of the web!
How does she not add YOU? She thinks she’s somebody. :s
Actually, I’ve waited months sometimes before getting on some ‘celebrities’ friends list. It’s a good thing, though, because it means that they actually take care of their pages themselves and not just have some flunkie do it all for them. So… I’m sure you’ll be getting added in no time. Or… some time.
I agree about the shoes – they were fug – but I read a statement afterward by Stuart Weitzman saying that she (Cody) was very involved in the design of that shoe and she told them exactly what she wanted. The reason she didn’t wear them is not the design, it was that she didn’t want to be publicized for it. But since they were made specifically for HER, that’s why no one wore them at all. It’s all pretty dumb overall… moving on.
I’d yell at you for not packing, but you know me, I always put it off until the last second, too. You’ll get it done. And someday when we’re rich we’ll just hire a bunch of people to come and move us – and Candice Olson can decorate it all.
Love you!!!
Dianne:
Candace Olson can HELP us decorate. She’s amazing, but you know me. I won’t actually give up control.
You should read Diablo’s blog about the shoes. Hilarious. She gives the impression that she didn’t have anything to do with them. Whatever. They uber fug.
ALSO, I deleted my friends request tonight and sent another so it’d be on the top of the list. With a geeky comment. Welcome to my geekdom.
I get it. I love watching what she does, but I think I’d be scared to give her my house and just walk away. But I’d give anything for her input right now on my office. SUPER STALL. It sucks.
I read a blurb somewhere from her blog about the shoes. Yeah, she gives the impression that they were forced upon her, but I can’t imagine that they could say she helped design them if she didn’t. Not without her trying to set the record straight. But yeah… they really WERE fug and I’d be embarrassed to say I designed them, too.
You say ‘welcome to my geekdom’ like I haven’t gone through this with you before. Haha. Nice try, though.
Don’t be tellin my secrets, Dianne.