Dear Pdiddy- You are a dumb, dirty douchebag.
I’m sure all the people losing their homes and all those people who are slipping into massive debt trying to keep their families fed really feel for your struggle. I mean, what’s a pimp-ass playa suppose to do when he gotta ride commercial? That’s so… common.
The next time I talk to someone about how they are struggling because of the economy, I’ll be sure to relate your story to them. That way they can feel as though there is someone out there that knows their pain.
I hope your ignorant, self-induldgent ass never sells another shitty record or piece of ghetto-tastic clothing or bottle of stank cologne. I hope you someday have to struggle again.
I hope your dick falls off, that someone ganks those stupid diamond stud earrings out of your ears and knocks those big-ass teeth out of your dumb head.
I hope you have to go hungry at some point. I hope you have to be scared for your future and your family’s future.
With so much power and influence, you’d think that you’d be grateful and do something worthwhile with all of it. But no- you are just a ridiculous, disgusting, worthless asshole.
I hope that you are reduced to the nothing that you truly are.
Wow. Tough times for Puffy. Maybe we could send him some of our extra money.
Three words: “Stop. Hammer time”.
I also felt bad for Kenny Chesney, when he was complaining about the cost of fueling his buses. IT TOUCHED MY HEART.