The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

It’s Jeanine FOR THE WIN.

She sold me on that solo. GOD, the pirouettes into a paused attitude.  Hello?! THAT alone should make her the winner. And that PASO.  Katie Swick, THAT is what I’m talking about when I say Paso is my favorite Latin Dance. That was easily the best I’d ever seen. I think Brandon was great. I [...]

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Sanctuary.

Every girl needs one and this is mine. This is my new comforter set. I had given my bedroom a little facelift about a year ago when Linen N Things went out of business. For less than $100 or so, I bought a duvet, throw pillows, lamp shades and table clothe thingy. Instant makeover. I [...]

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Neal and Ali’s Lunchtime Adventure And Other Things

Today no one was at work. Between the flu and vacations and sales training and whatever else it was a ghost town. So me and Neal (the two people with no vehicles) were all “Let’s go to lunch! And lets go someplace we have to drive to!”. Fail. So, Neal’s all “We can take the [...]

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Are Mah Eyes Deceivin’ Me?!

My co-worker Kevin’s job is to find awesome stuff on the internet. And when he finds truly superbly awesome stuff, he passes it out.   I’m fairly certain he hit the jackpot with this one (even if he actually saw it on TV first). This is an infomercial. Someone took all the good parts and [...]

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Well. That Was Some Big Blue Wang.

WANG. OMG WTF with that big. blue. WANG?!?!? Wha? Did you think I’d post it? NO. I just wanted to give y’all an idea. IT’S NOT THAT KINDA BLOG, PEOPLE. Just lots of cursing. So, OBVIOUSLY, I saw The Watchmen this weekend. And I’ll admit, I called it the Big Blue Wang movie all weekend. [...]

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Me Time.

OH MAH GAWD, Y’ALL. You know what I have to do this weekend? Not a fucking thing. I am happier than a pig in shit about that. I feel like we’ve been going non stop since October. Mike’s parents were here, Dianne was here (amazing that my liver survived that) then Christmas and we celebrated [...]

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Baseball, Ghetto-tastic and Kumbaya

Oh what did I create when I gave Mike that little Flip Mino digital video camera? It’s his new bestest friend. We hit the Astros game last night with some of my work people and Mike decided to make a couple of little videos. Now, we had met at my house for some tasty beverages [...]

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Is it July 9th, yet?

Right now, my co-worker Neal is laying behind my chair asking me not to roll back to fast so that we don’t have an emergency room incident on our hands. Cuz that would blow a little bit. It’s 12:34 AM. I’ve been here since a little after 8. AM. He was here earlier than me. [...]

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Sex, Tears, Laughter and Popcorn

I’ve been so non-bloggy feeling lately. I’m totally exhausted from work and life in general. In the last couple of weeks, we re-painted the bedroom again. Mike was so happy. He told me I could move out if I decided to paint anything else. That’s love right there. Anyway. We did that, somewhat organized the [...]

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Crazytown!

That is pretty much where I live these days. I swear, I don’t have enough time in the day to do everything, but I somehow get it done. Or “Git ‘er done” as the rednecks say. Last weekend was the first time we had some down time. We hung some more stuff in our house, [...]

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