The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

Are Mah Eyes Deceivin’ Me?!

My co-worker Kevin’s job is to find awesome stuff on the internet. And when he finds truly superbly awesome stuff, he passes it out.   I’m fairly certain he hit the jackpot with this one (even if he actually saw it on TV first). This is an infomercial. Someone took all the good parts and [...]

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BOOM!

Sunday morning Mike and I got up at 5AM. Yes, 5. A. M.  Anyone who knows us knows that we aren’t morning people, so it had to be something good, right? We wanted to see a building go boom. Granted it was a small one, but still. BOOM! As per usual here in the city [...]

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Obsession

I love TV. Like, really really love TV. Like, possibly to an unhealthy level. I think I enjoy watching television almost as much as I like eating. Almost. So I figured I’d catch you all up on my current TV obsessions. I know some of y’all watch what I watch and I wanna know what [...]

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We Might Be Breaking Up

American Idol has broken my heart.  We’ve had a long and wonderful romance. I’ve seen every season. I love the performances, the drama, the cheesieness… the whole thing. On occasion, I really become a fan of some of the people who emerge. Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson and Chris Daughtry to name a few. Some are [...]

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Me Time.

OH MAH GAWD, Y’ALL. You know what I have to do this weekend? Not a fucking thing. I am happier than a pig in shit about that. I feel like we’ve been going non stop since October. Mike’s parents were here, Dianne was here (amazing that my liver survived that) then Christmas and we celebrated [...]

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Billy Hufsey is THE BOMB.COM!

Who remembers Billy Hufsey? Anyone? Bueller? Right, so lemme refresh your memory. Billy Hufsey is the teen-dream stud who played Christopher Donlon on the hit TV series Fame. He also had a brief stint on Days of Our Lives and a guest appearance in Married With Children. Still nothing? Come ON people! He even made [...]

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Bump Bump!

That’s my nick-name for Dancing With The Stars because of the first beats of the theme song. Yes, I’m a dork. Bite me. I’m not really happy with the season– the Judges, specifically. I’ve not been happy with how they’ve been treating Lacey Schwimmer. It’s her first season and they have just been mean to [...]

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

Note to readers: I’ve changed the settings so that you don’t have to log in or be a member to leave comments.  Put whatever name you want in the field and type to your hearts content! First of all, a few people have signed up or messaged me that they read this and I wanted [...]

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Ladies, Grab a Tissue.

Nights and Rodanthe delivered. It was exactly like the book and exactly how I envisioned it. For the third time, Hollywood has nailed a Nicholas Sparks book.  This one just happens to be my favorite. I hated the movie version of Message in a Bottle, but A Walk to Remember and The Notebook were fantastic. [...]

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I Don’t Want My MTV

Whatever teensy shred of integrity MTV had left just went out the window after tonight. Britney Spears won 3 VMA’s for a song no one has heard or really seen a video for.  That entire show was one big-ass apology for putting that girl on tv last year when it was obvious she was fucked [...]

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