The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

Bump Bump!

That’s my nick-name for Dancing With The Stars because of the first beats of the theme song. Yes, I’m a dork. Bite me. I’m not really happy with the season– the Judges, specifically. I’ve not been happy with how they’ve been treating Lacey Schwimmer. It’s her first season and they have just been mean to [...]

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My new internet love.

I was perusing a website that hipped me to this little gem: http://myitthings.com It’s like someone said “I am going to make a site for Ali and Dianne to geek out over all things girly. It will be awesome- they can blog and show off all their new shit AND find people just like them. [...]

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Ladies, Grab a Tissue.

Nights and Rodanthe delivered. It was exactly like the book and exactly how I envisioned it. For the third time, Hollywood has nailed a Nicholas Sparks book.  This one just happens to be my favorite. I hated the movie version of Message in a Bottle, but A Walk to Remember and The Notebook were fantastic. [...]

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I Don’t Want My MTV

Whatever teensy shred of integrity MTV had left just went out the window after tonight. Britney Spears won 3 VMA’s for a song no one has heard or really seen a video for.  That entire show was one big-ass apology for putting that girl on tv last year when it was obvious she was fucked [...]

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Dear Pdiddy- You are a dumb, dirty douchebag.

I’m sure all the people losing their homes and all those people who are slipping into massive debt trying to keep their families fed really feel for your struggle. I mean, what’s a pimp-ass playa suppose to do when he gotta ride commercial?  That’s so… common. The next time I talk to someone about how [...]

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The Newest Chapter of What The Fuck

Mike and I went to the Midnight showing of The Dark Knight on opening day. Originally it was because were going to be out of town. Normally we’d just go Friday night like sane folks. We ended up not going out of town but we already had the tickets. So, off we went. The place [...]

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Sex, Tears, Laughter and Popcorn

I’ve been so non-bloggy feeling lately. I’m totally exhausted from work and life in general. In the last couple of weeks, we re-painted the bedroom again. Mike was so happy. He told me I could move out if I decided to paint anything else. That’s love right there. Anyway. We did that, somewhat organized the [...]

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GEEKOUT!

Diablo Cody made her Myspace page an auto-add because she couldn’t keep up with the friends requests. I AM NOW OFFICIALLY HER FRIEND. *angels sing* I’m trying very hard not to uber-geek all over her page like some 10 year old Nsync fan in a training bra but I really, really want to. I actually [...]

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Random Goodies

good·y 1 (gd) Informal interj. Used to express delight. n. also good·ie pl. good·ies Something attractive or delectable, especially something sweet to eat. I love me some goodies. Food goodies, TV goodies, reading goodies. Delicious and scrumptious and meant to be devoured. TV Goodies: Rock of Love I am so sad to see this go. [...]

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Rock of Skank Tour

Last night was the big Bret Michaels show. No, not Rock of Love- he actually played the Meridian in Houston and I was there to witness the glorious parade of people stuck in the 80′s. Now, the show was aight. I’ve seen Poison a bazillion times. This was just Poison minus CC, Riki and Bobby. [...]

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