Miley Cyrus is going to be in the Sex In The City movie.
What in the fuck? Why must you spoil my bff homage to all things awesome with that little twat? A piece of my soul just dried up and shriveled.
New season of Celebrity Apprentice starring Brett Michaels and Rod Blagojevich.
That’s the folliclely [...]
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She sold me on that solo. GOD, the pirouettes into a paused attitude. Hello?! THAT alone should make her the winner. And that PASO. Katie Swick, THAT is what I’m talking about when I say Paso is my favorite Latin Dance. That was easily the best I’d ever seen.
I think Brandon was great. I think [...]
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WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE RESULTS SHOW OF SYTYCD (AND YOU CARE) SHUT THIS HO DOWN NOW. Cuz there’s spoilers ‘n shit.
100th episode! Big Katie Holmes buildup! The performance was ok. Singing was ok. Dancing was ok for as much as she actually did. I mean, that was EASY shit. However, I’d have actually [...]
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The dancers on So You Think You Can Dance are so fucking amazing. Normally by this point I’d see a clear winner emerging. But this year? SERIOUSLY, people.
Tonight’s dances were just ok until the last few. Then it was like BAM! Out come Jeanine and Brandon and change the game. The war dance was so [...]
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That’s me. And lots of other plus-size chicks. Big chicks. “Real women”. What-the-fuck-ever you want to label us.
Personally, I like to call us women. You know, with breasts and hips and high-heels. Some of us have sass and some of us have shampoo-commercial hair. You see us every day, walking past you at the mall, [...]
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My real love of Michael Jackson happened at Aly McLeod’s 8th birthday party. We watched the HBO special “The Making of Thriller” and I was hooked. I was 7. Over the next few years I collected music, books, t-shirts, posters, stickers… you name it. I saw every TV special and even learned the Thriller dance.
God, [...]
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This is some stupid fuckery right here.
A new Buffy movie without Joss Whedon or any of the Buffy cast and made by the same dumbasses that produced the first movie.
Dear Hollywood,
I know you fuckers have very little original ideas and hell, I’m all for revamping some old franchise and breathing life into it. HOWEVER, [...]
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With jello shots, cake, dildos… you know, the normal stuff.
Highlights from Rachel’s bachelorette party:
Jello shots – 42 to be exact.
Lawncare – see the video for a demonstration.
Boob grabs – a whole lot of ‘em.
Dancin’ – like fuckin’ fools.
Sexual charades – I got to do cunnilingus and reverse cowgirl! Well. Not do.
Trip to a sex shop [...]
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Today no one was at work. Between the flu and vacations and sales training and whatever else it was a ghost town. So me and Neal (the two people with no vehicles) were all “Let’s go to lunch! And lets go someplace we have to drive to!”.
Fail.
So, Neal’s all “We can take the bus!”. Hi. [...]
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Do y’all even know what that bitch did? She bought me a plane ticket to LA, fed me tons of yummy food, got me liquored up, let me hang out with Megs AND let me decorate her new office AND her new apartment.
That girl is the devil. Just the absolute fucking epitome of evil.
It all [...]
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