My real love of Michael Jackson happened at Aly McLeod’s 8th birthday party. We watched the HBO special “The Making of Thriller” and I was hooked. I was 7. Over the next few years I collected music, books, t-shirts, posters, stickers… you name it. I saw every TV special and even learned the Thriller dance. [...]
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With jello shots, cake, dildos… you know, the normal stuff. Highlights from Rachel’s bachelorette party: Jello shots – 42 to be exact. Lawncare – see the video for a demonstration. Boob grabs – a whole lot of ‘em. Dancin’ – like fuckin’ fools. Sexual charades – I got to do cunnilingus and reverse cowgirl! Well. [...]
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Today no one was at work. Between the flu and vacations and sales training and whatever else it was a ghost town. So me and Neal (the two people with no vehicles) were all “Let’s go to lunch! And lets go someplace we have to drive to!”. Fail. So, Neal’s all “We can take the [...]
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My co-worker Kevin’s job is to find awesome stuff on the internet. And when he finds truly superbly awesome stuff, he passes it out. I’m fairly certain he hit the jackpot with this one (even if he actually saw it on TV first). This is an infomercial. Someone took all the good parts and [...]
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Sunday morning Mike and I got up at 5AM. Yes, 5. A. M. Anyone who knows us knows that we aren’t morning people, so it had to be something good, right? We wanted to see a building go boom. Granted it was a small one, but still. BOOM! As per usual here in the city [...]
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My darling Misty did this on Facebook and I thought it was too cool to just put it there. The description: Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, [...]
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Who remembers Billy Hufsey? Anyone? Bueller? Right, so lemme refresh your memory. Billy Hufsey is the teen-dream stud who played Christopher Donlon on the hit TV series Fame. He also had a brief stint on Days of Our Lives and a guest appearance in Married With Children. Still nothing? Come ON people! He even made [...]
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by a bunch of drunk crazy bitches. Me, Mike, Dianne, Sarah, Seth, Savannah and Jacques (yes, Jacques was in town ) all headed out to dinner and Howl At The Moon last night. Initially we were going to Max’s Wine Dive, but since they can’t answer the phone or even be polite, we didn’t get [...]
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1. On Facebook, I’ve been befriended by girls who I babysat. They are in thier mid-twenties with serious boyfriends and real jobs and all that crap. 2. Molly Ringwald is on a tv show where she plays a 40-something mom with a pregnant teen daughter. Remember when she was the teen queen who wanted Jake [...]
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So, my quiet weekend I planned? Wasn’t so quiet. My darling friend Kristen called me Friday afternoon asking if we’d attend a party with her. In Missouri City. Full of people none of us knew. She met a guy she likes hanging out with and he was hosting this soiree. But she didn’t know anyone [...]
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