Miley Cyrus is going to be in the Sex In The City movie.
What in the fuck? Why must you spoil my bff homage to all things awesome with that little twat? A piece of my soul just dried up and shriveled.
New season of Celebrity Apprentice starring Brett Michaels and Rod Blagojevich.
That’s the folliclely [...]
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This is some stupid fuckery right here.
A new Buffy movie without Joss Whedon or any of the Buffy cast and made by the same dumbasses that produced the first movie.
Dear Hollywood,
I know you fuckers have very little original ideas and hell, I’m all for revamping some old franchise and breathing life into it. HOWEVER, [...]
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Every girl needs one and this is mine.
This is my new comforter set. I had given my bedroom a little facelift about a year ago when Linen N Things went out of business. For less than $100 or so, I bought a duvet, throw pillows, lamp shades and table clothe thingy. Instant makeover. I stayed [...]
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Today no one was at work. Between the flu and vacations and sales training and whatever else it was a ghost town. So me and Neal (the two people with no vehicles) were all “Let’s go to lunch! And lets go someplace we have to drive to!”.
Fail.
So, Neal’s all “We can take the bus!”. Hi. [...]
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Do y’all even know what that bitch did? She bought me a plane ticket to LA, fed me tons of yummy food, got me liquored up, let me hang out with Megs AND let me decorate her new office AND her new apartment.
That girl is the devil. Just the absolute fucking epitome of evil.
It all [...]
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WANG.
OMG WTF with that big. blue. WANG?!?!?
Wha? Did you think I’d post it? NO. I just wanted to give y’all an idea. IT’S NOT THAT KINDA BLOG, PEOPLE. Just lots of cursing.
So, OBVIOUSLY, I saw The Watchmen this weekend. And I’ll admit, I called it the Big Blue Wang movie all weekend. But I don’t [...]
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Who remembers Billy Hufsey?
Anyone?
Bueller?
Right, so lemme refresh your memory. Billy Hufsey is the teen-dream stud who played Christopher Donlon on the hit TV series Fame. He also had a brief stint on Days of Our Lives and a guest appearance in Married With Children.
Still nothing?
Come ON people! He even made an appearance as himself playing [...]
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So, my quiet weekend I planned? Wasn’t so quiet.
My darling friend Kristen called me Friday afternoon asking if we’d attend a party with her. In Missouri City. Full of people none of us knew. She met a guy she likes hanging out with and he was hosting this soiree. But she didn’t know anyone so [...]
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Nights and Rodanthe delivered. It was exactly like the book and exactly how I envisioned it. For the third time, Hollywood has nailed a Nicholas Sparks book. This one just happens to be my favorite. I hated the movie version of Message in a Bottle, but A Walk to Remember and The Notebook were fantastic.
The [...]
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