The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

Well. That Was Some Big Blue Wang.

WANG. OMG WTF with that big. blue. WANG?!?!? Wha? Did you think I’d post it? NO. I just wanted to give y’all an idea. IT’S NOT THAT KINDA BLOG, PEOPLE. Just lots of cursing. So, OBVIOUSLY, I saw The Watchmen this weekend. And I’ll admit, I called it the Big Blue Wang movie all weekend. [...]

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Obsession

I love TV. Like, really really love TV. Like, possibly to an unhealthy level. I think I enjoy watching television almost as much as I like eating. Almost. So I figured I’d catch you all up on my current TV obsessions. I know some of y’all watch what I watch and I wanna know what [...]

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Music of the Ages

My darling Misty did this on Facebook and I thought it was too cool to just put it there. The description: Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, [...]

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We Might Be Breaking Up

American Idol has broken my heart.  We’ve had a long and wonderful romance. I’ve seen every season. I love the performances, the drama, the cheesieness… the whole thing. On occasion, I really become a fan of some of the people who emerge. Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson and Chris Daughtry to name a few. Some are [...]

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Me Time.

OH MAH GAWD, Y’ALL. You know what I have to do this weekend? Not a fucking thing. I am happier than a pig in shit about that. I feel like we’ve been going non stop since October. Mike’s parents were here, Dianne was here (amazing that my liver survived that) then Christmas and we celebrated [...]

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Twitter 7 Thingies Post

I was tagged by the lovely and super funny @katydidsays to do the Twitter 7 things post. Heck yeah! I love talkin’ about me. 1. My family loves to talk about poo and farts. Every dinner that the whole family is together- sister, brother their spouses and my parents, we talk about poo or farts [...]

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Dishing With The Diva

So, we are 5 days into the New Year. The holidays went over like a blur. I know I experienced them and I have Christmas gifts, pics and video to prove it, but it feels like a lifetime ago. That’s how busy I was. I actually worked pretty much everyday of my vacation. I’ll post [...]

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A Bowl Full of Crazy For Christmas. JOY!

What the fuck is wrong with people? Please, someone ‘splain this to me. Now, about a year ago, some internet person I barely “knew” lied about some crap (shock!) and got busted. Of course, my friends and I made fun of him for a hot minute then moved on. This got his woman’s panties all [...]

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Super Secret Christmas Video!

After a few technical glitches it’s finally up! Now, the way this all started was that I told Mike about Gaston the Christmas alligator. And he, of course, looked at me like I had 6 heads and said we Cajuns talk funny and make up weird words. I told him that my mom had the [...]

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What’s Christmas Without An Ali & Mike Video?

Not a Christmas I want to be a part of! Presenting the much anticipated (by like, 5 people) Christmas video! With a guest appearance by Dianne! Also, here is a teaser for our super secret Christmas video. I swear, no one should allow us to have a video camera. Merry Christmas! Can I use anymore [...]

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