The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

The King of Pop – A Tribute.

My real love of Michael Jackson happened at Aly McLeod’s 8th birthday party. We watched the HBO special “The Making of Thriller” and I was hooked. I was 7. Over the next few years I collected music, books, t-shirts, posters, stickers… you name it. I saw every TV special and even learned the Thriller dance. [...]

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Oh, HELL No.

This is some stupid fuckery right here. A new Buffy movie without Joss Whedon or any of the Buffy cast and made by the same dumbasses that produced the first movie. Dear Hollywood, I know you fuckers have very little original ideas and hell, I’m all for revamping some old franchise and breathing life into [...]

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Sanctuary.

Every girl needs one and this is mine. This is my new comforter set. I had given my bedroom a little facelift about a year ago when Linen N Things went out of business. For less than $100 or so, I bought a duvet, throw pillows, lamp shades and table clothe thingy. Instant makeover. I [...]

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I’m Back, Bitches.

Missed me? You better have! So… we are at a new domain: www.southerndivasecrets.com .  A new little home for my lovely little blog. You might be wondering why. Well, lemme tell you, sugar. Basically my old hosting company blew and I lost the domains. That’s really it. And really, I needed a better domain. The-Spout [...]

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Neal and Ali’s Lunchtime Adventure And Other Things

Today no one was at work. Between the flu and vacations and sales training and whatever else it was a ghost town. So me and Neal (the two people with no vehicles) were all “Let’s go to lunch! And lets go someplace we have to drive to!”. Fail. So, Neal’s all “We can take the [...]

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Sarah is doing the March of Dimes walk and no one is donating. WTF?

I am seriously embarrassed for all the people I know. All of you who send us notices asking for donations for walks you are doing. All of you have KIDS. Hello? I know money is tight, but $5? The only people who have donated are me and my mom. That is SAD. So, please, my [...]

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Nancy Is Such A Hater.

Do y’all even know what that bitch did? She bought me a plane ticket to LA, fed me tons of yummy food, got me liquored up, let me hang out with Megs AND let me decorate her new office AND her new apartment. That girl is the devil. Just the absolute fucking epitome of evil. [...]

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4 Years.

4 MAGICAL years. Today is me and Mikey’s (and Dianne’s!) anniversary. 4 years ago, the 3 of us descended upon Red Bank, New Jersey and the rest is history. Life is good for me and Mikey. We live downtown in big brick duplex that we’ve decorated all cute. I love my job (busy as it [...]

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Web Goodness… The Shit That Amuses Me

Every so often I feel the need to share the fun places I haunt on the web with the rest of the world. Well. The ones who read this blog anyway. Lords of The Loop These dudes are totally anonymous. They live the Houston innerloop badassery lifestyle of twenty-something dudes with nothing more to do [...]

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BOOM!

Sunday morning Mike and I got up at 5AM. Yes, 5. A. M.  Anyone who knows us knows that we aren’t morning people, so it had to be something good, right? We wanted to see a building go boom. Granted it was a small one, but still. BOOM! As per usual here in the city [...]

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