The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

Save the Titties!

Yes, this is a blog about boobs. No, you won’t see any in here. I’m sure most of your lives have been touched by people who suffered through breast cancer. My grandmother survived it back in the 80′s and my aunt just went through it a couple of years ago. It’s devastating. And though we [...]

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Peddle your crazy elsewhere…

We are all full up here. I borrowed that sentiment from Katie who loves the line “Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.” from As Good As It Gets. Honestly, I think sometimes I’m a magnet for socially challenged mental midgets and all out balls-to-the-wall crazy folk. 1. If you can’t write, please [...]

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Crazytown!

That is pretty much where I live these days. I swear, I don’t have enough time in the day to do everything, but I somehow get it done. Or “Git ‘er done” as the rednecks say. Last weekend was the first time we had some down time. We hung some more stuff in our house, [...]

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My crazy life is fucking with my blogging.

When I first created this blog, the plan was to blog almost daily. We see how well that worked out. But life is fuckin’ crazy right now, y’all! I’m so tired that I’m having trouble sleeping. It’s stupid. I mean, I moved a month ago. And in that time, I packed, moved, and unpacked. I [...]

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Open Letter to Lying Douchebags

I will preface this by saying no one has done anything to me. I’m just fine and dandy. But I’m watching what someone else- actually a couple of people- have done to a friend of mine. Honestly, if I could, I’d shove my foot so far up their ass that they’ll be shitting shoe out [...]

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Random Goodies

good·y 1 (gd) Informal interj. Used to express delight. n. also good·ie pl. good·ies Something attractive or delectable, especially something sweet to eat. I love me some goodies. Food goodies, TV goodies, reading goodies. Delicious and scrumptious and meant to be devoured. TV Goodies: Rock of Love I am so sad to see this go. [...]

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Warm, cozy goodness.

I walked into work on Monday to find this: My manager, Katie, knitted me this boa-inspired little gem. It’s warm and fuzzy and awesome! If you look over to the right at my blog roll, I have a link to a site called Yarn Love. That’s Katie’s site where she blogs about the joys of [...]

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So, Yvonne called me today.

Girl just had surgery yesterday to get a new kidney and she made sure she called us to thank us for helping on her blog and tell us she’s doing great.  Um. Hello? She’s barely been out of surgery over 24 hours.  That’s an awesome woman. She told me she loved us and that she’s [...]

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Hope and Weariness.

Tomorrow my friend Yvonne has her kidney transplant surgery. We sent her off with a surprise lunch, card, balloons and a video of us all giving her well wishes. She’s an awesome lady that has inspired a lot of people in her life. Mike and I created a blog ( http://www.yvonneschallenge.com ) for her to [...]

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