The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

Oh, HELL No.

This is some stupid fuckery right here.
A new Buffy movie without Joss Whedon or any of the Buffy cast and made by the same dumbasses that produced the first movie.
Dear Hollywood,
I know you fuckers have very little original ideas and hell, I’m all for revamping some old franchise and breathing life into it. HOWEVER, [...]

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Sanctuary.

Every girl needs one and this is mine.
This is my new comforter set. I had given my bedroom a little facelift about a year ago when Linen N Things went out of business. For less than $100 or so, I bought a duvet, throw pillows, lamp shades and table clothe thingy. Instant makeover. I stayed [...]

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When The Girls Are Away, They Will Totally Play.

With jello shots, cake, dildos… you know, the normal stuff.
Highlights from Rachel’s bachelorette party:

Jello shots – 42 to be exact.
Lawncare – see the video for a demonstration.
Boob grabs – a whole lot of ‘em.
Dancin’ – like fuckin’ fools.
Sexual charades – I got to do cunnilingus and reverse cowgirl! Well. Not do.
Trip to a sex shop [...]

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I’m Back, Bitches.

Missed me? You better have!
So… we are at a new domain: www.southerndivasecrets.com .  A new little home for my lovely little blog. You might be wondering why. Well, lemme tell you, sugar. Basically my old hosting company blew and I lost the domains. That’s really it. And really, I needed a better domain. The-Spout and [...]

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Star Trek: The New Badass Frontier

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Neal and Ali’s Lunchtime Adventure And Other Things

Today no one was at work. Between the flu and vacations and sales training and whatever else it was a ghost town. So me and Neal (the two people with no vehicles) were all “Let’s go to lunch! And lets go someplace we have to drive to!”.
Fail.
So, Neal’s all “We can take the bus!”. Hi. [...]

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