The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

Sarah is doing the March of Dimes walk and no one is donating. WTF?

I am seriously embarrassed for all the people I know. All of you who send us notices asking for donations for walks you are doing. All of you have KIDS. Hello? I know money is tight, but $5?
The only people who have donated are me and my mom. That is SAD.
So, please, my darling readers [...]

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Nancy Is Such A Hater.

Do y’all even know what that bitch did? She bought me a plane ticket to LA, fed me tons of yummy food, got me liquored up, let me hang out with Megs AND let me decorate her new office AND her new apartment.
That girl is the devil. Just the absolute fucking epitome of evil.
It all [...]

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4 Years.

4 MAGICAL years.
Today is me and Mikey’s (and Dianne’s!) anniversary. 4 years ago, the 3 of us descended upon Red Bank, New Jersey and the rest is history.
Life is good for me and Mikey. We live downtown in big brick duplex that we’ve decorated all cute. I love my job (busy as it can [...]

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