The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

And With A Swirl of His Seabreeze He Was Gone.

Andy Hallet, “The Host” (Lorne) from Angel died today. If his name doesn’t ring a bell, I’m sure the picture below will if you’ve ever seen the series.

His death was confirmed on both E! Online and Whedonesque, Joss Whedon’s website.  I figured I’d post about it because I know a lot of my readers love [...]

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Web Goodness… The Shit That Amuses Me

Every so often I feel the need to share the fun places I haunt on the web with the rest of the world.
Well. The ones who read this blog anyway.
Lords of The Loop
These dudes are totally anonymous. They live the Houston innerloop badassery lifestyle of twenty-something dudes with nothing more to do than hang out [...]

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Are Mah Eyes Deceivin’ Me?!

My co-worker Kevin’s job is to find awesome stuff on the internet. And when he finds truly superbly awesome stuff, he passes it out.   I’m fairly certain he hit the jackpot with this one (even if he actually saw it on TV first).
This is an infomercial. Someone took all the good parts and chopped [...]

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BOOM!

Sunday morning Mike and I got up at 5AM. Yes, 5. A. M.  Anyone who knows us knows that we aren’t morning people, so it had to be something good, right?
We wanted to see a building go boom. Granted it was a small one, but still. BOOM!
As per usual here in the city of we-keep-nothing-sacred-and-preserve-nothing-for-historical-value [...]

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Why are people throwing things at me?

So I’m on Facebook, right? It’s a cool little website. I find it to be an amusing little time-suck. BUT. What the fuck with the crazy application shit?
Last night, someone threw a hamster in a water balloon at me.  I don’t know what to do with that.
Did they kill a hamster, fill a water balloon [...]

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Well. That Was Some Big Blue Wang.

WANG.
OMG WTF with that big. blue. WANG?!?!?

Wha? Did you think I’d post it? NO. I just wanted to give y’all an idea. IT’S NOT THAT KINDA BLOG, PEOPLE. Just lots of cursing.
So, OBVIOUSLY, I saw The Watchmen this weekend. And I’ll admit, I called it the Big Blue Wang movie all weekend. But I don’t [...]

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Obsession

I love TV. Like, really really love TV. Like, possibly to an unhealthy level. I think I enjoy watching television almost as much as I like eating.
Almost.
So I figured I’d catch you all up on my current TV obsessions. I know some of y’all watch what I watch and I wanna know what [...]

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Music of the Ages

My darling Misty did this on Facebook and I thought it was too cool to just put it there. The description: Think of 15 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, [...]

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