The Divine Secrets of a Southern Diva

Observations drenched in chocolate, best enjoyed with a fine wine.

Dear Pdiddy- You are a dumb, dirty douchebag.

I’m sure all the people losing their homes and all those people who are slipping into massive debt trying to keep their families fed really feel for your struggle. I mean, what’s a pimp-ass playa suppose to do when he gotta ride commercial?  That’s so… common. The next time I talk to someone about how [...]

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Baseball, Ghetto-tastic and Kumbaya

Oh what did I create when I gave Mike that little Flip Mino digital video camera? It’s his new bestest friend. We hit the Astros game last night with some of my work people and Mike decided to make a couple of little videos. Now, we had met at my house for some tasty beverages [...]

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New Roommate and a Hometown Superstar

We got a roommate. I couldn’t help it, though. It was Mike’s birthday this weekend. He deserves to get everything he wants. And what he wanted was a roommate. (And a Wii but you still can’t find those fucking things.) I got him this neat digital camcorder called a Flip Mino. It’s smaller than my [...]

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60 People in Cabos. How Can You Not Have Fun?

Cabos was awesome. Beautiful, fun, relaxing… just awesome. Even the plane ride was awesome. We were greeted by my parents, Seth and Savannah and her parents with cocktails and goody-bags. We then went to our rooms and dropped off our stuff. We had a mini-fridge that was filled everyday with Corona, Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Sierra [...]

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